JC ZozobradoWhich one of these club event goers are you?
Clubs everywhere are full of different kinds of people. Face it. You wouldn’t want to go into a party where everyone is exactly alike, right? So here’s a list of different types of club event goers. Try to figure out which one fits your personality.
Six Kinds of Club Event Goers
1. The Crasher
It wouldn’t be a club event if it wasn’t “exclusive”. Well, to a certain extent, anyway. Crashers somehow make it to the party without being on the guest list. These sly folks probably have ninja skills, or they tip the bouncer, or are the early birds to the long line that forms outside every hot and happening party in the club…my money is on the “ninja skills” thing!
You can spot these crashers when inside because they make the extra effort to talk to and get to know everyone. They stick out like an albino in Africa. Sometimes they mean well, but mostly they just want the attention.
2. The Celebrity
Clubs (and their parties) would not be well-known without the well-known. Sometimes, they arrive with their barkadas, but usually they make a grand entrance (or with their significant other). Its impossible not to know who they are, as their names will be the buzz in everyone’s lips from the moment they arrive until after they leave.
You may also want to watch the news the next day. You can bet you’ll see them headlining the entertainment section just by being at the party. Probability increases if they caused a commotion of some kind.
3. The Drunk
One Tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. Yeah, that’s where you’ll find this one most of the time. The first to hit the bar and the first to hit the floor. The Club Event Drunk doesn’t make sense when he or she talks, but always sounds enlightened. Catch the phrases “It’s ok, I love you, man”, or “Hey, I’m not drunk!”, or “Wasaaaaaaap?!” from these guys almost every event.
The Drunks are inebriated masters of their crafts. They’ve memorized the club’s drink list, and have tried each of the shots at least thrice. The modern day Jackie Chan in his Drunken Master Movies, except without the Kung Fu. Well, sometimes, anyway.
4. The Flirt
Whether it’s the body heat, or the hormones (testosterone/estrogen) in the air, or even the alcohol, there are a few average joes (or janes) that transform Bruce Banner style into this touchy eventgoer.
Smiles flash like cameras, eyes talk and stalk all around. These guys and gals are expert as body language, whether reading them or giving the signs. They normally arrive the event alone, but leave with at least one new “friend”. Hooray for them.
5. The +1
These ones are awkwardly friendly. More often than not, the plus ones are out of place. Their dates sometimes leave them to dance with friends. Sometimes, they turn into wallflowers, while other times, they muster up the courage to join in the fun.
Wallflower or not, the plus ones stand out because they are only invited by the invited. They aren’t really part of the group or the party.
6. The Designated Driver
Everyone takes pity on the designated driver because he cannot partake in the spirits of the night. These poor “slaves” to their groups can only watch in sadness while everyone around them gets pissed drunk or at least tipsy enough to go full blast party mode. Remember: Don’t Drink and Drive. Bad yun.
So, have you figured out where you fall? Regardless of choice, you’ll have a unique perspective on the party scene. Life your life to the fullest and share your eventful moments. Be an eventurer today and see how much more fun a club event can be!
