Mankind has gone a long way. From the invention of fire, to a man landing on the moon, and now we have Ghost in the Shell in LIVE-freaking-ACTION! And it stars SCAR-freakin-JO!
This makes me wonder, what else would look good in a live-action movie? Here are my top 5 picks.
#5. SEX CRIMINALS
Sex criminals. Bringing sexcapades to a whole new level.
When your orgasm has the power to stop time itself, you know it’s going to be a big hit!
#4. CAPTAIN PLANET
That is not the actual movie, but Don Cheadle can reprise his role. I don’t mind at all!
We’re already getting Power Rangers, so why not push it further and give us Green-top? Luckily, we have a celebrity who is setting things in motion, that’s equally an environmental-freak like Cap, and he’s name is Leonardo DiCaprio! Thank you Leo!
#3. NEON GENESIS EVANGELION
That, my friend, is Pacific Rim. Now imagine all of them being Japanese and everything becomes really morbid, really fast. Now drool.